the fish tumbleth

Jun 06

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after hours of j’s hilarious misunderstanding of science:

17:25 <@Bot> (j) there seems to be a few different schools of physics 17:25 <@vehementi> or do you mean “subjects” 17:26 <@Bot> (yahrrmeni) no schools, like physics conjuration, physics illusion, physics alteration, physics evocation 17:27 <@Bot> (j) pretty much 17:27 <@Bot> (j) im starting to think 17:27 <@Bot> (yahrrmeni) no those are things from dungeons and dragons

Jun 03

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May 27

May 26

(via cosmopolitanism)

May 17

SF set to ban unsolicited phonebooks

May 12

Rape of women in DR Congo 'tops 1000 a day'. Average of 48 females aged 15-49 are raped every hour in DR Congo. : worldnews

May 10

"My lawyer was like, 'What have you done?' And I said: 'In my life, I've sold some untaxed cigarettes.' My lawyer was like, 'Good! That's great! How many?' I told him I'd sold a few packs and he was like, 'Boring, boring. That's not enough. Do you know about any unsolved murders?'" -

The Long Con by Brendan Kiley - Features - The Stranger, Seattle’s Only Newspaper

May 06

EEEEEE!

(via The Devil’s Pet Candle (NOTCOT))

May 05

May 02

In an interview this morning with Bill Good on CKNW in Vancouver, Stephen Harper openly campaigned for the Conservative Party of Canada, asking listeners to "vote Conservative" in defiance of Elections Canada rules and regulations that state no campaigning may be done during the media blackout on election day. -

Stephen Harper breaks election rules, campaigns on radio on election day - Canada Canada Headlines | Examiner.com